In our never-ending pursuit of ineffable nonsense, we are pleased to announce that this web site is 99% carbon-free.
Many people ask how such a thing could be possible. Well that’s a slight exaggeration. Very few people have asked or cared. No one cares, in fact. It’s always been that way. We’re all alone out here by ourselves in the desert, and the canteen is empty. But that’s how life is; just keep telling yourself it’s wonderful and you’ll fit right in. Meantime, let’s go down the road a piece. We can get a drink in the strip-mall by the Borax plant.
By now perhaps you’ve guessed how we do our job with virtually no carbon. The answer is right in front of you, folks. We power our plant with clean, renewable, boron.